'LOL' Category
Two Players That Should Not Be Sitting Together!
Its’s finally here, a remote for us girls!
Another Chinese Toy Recall
Allah, Infidel’s & Jesus
ATLANTA AIRPORT AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL AND AIRLINE COMMUNICATION:
Atlanta ATC: “Tower to Saudi Air 911 — You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 27L.”
Saudi Air: “Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel’s runway 27L- Allah be Praised.”
Atlanta ATC: “Tower to Iran Air 711 –You are cleared to land […]YELLING IN THE HOUSE!
Healthy Eating
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I’d gained some weight, and I didn’t feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn’t have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems.
He said just think in colors…
Fill your plate with […]It’s gonna be a bad one
WHEN YOU SEE THIS ON YOUR WAY OUT THE DOOR IN THE MORNING
go back in and have another cup of coffee. It is probably not going to be a good day!
The Joy of Womanhood
We started to “bud” in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on […]
Never underestimate a Cajun
A lawyer and a Cajun are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if the Cajun would like to play a fun game. The Cajun is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, that the game […]Redneck Church
1. You Know You’re in a Redneck Church if …
The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.
2. You Know You’re in a Redneck Church if ..
People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two […]
