ATLANTA AIRPORT AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL AND AIRLINE COMMUNICATION:

Atlanta ATC: “Tower to Saudi Air 911 — You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 27L.”

Saudi Air: “Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel’s runway 27L- Allah be Praised.”

Atlanta ATC: “Tower to Iran Air 711 –You are cleared to land westbound on runway 27L.”

Iran Air: “Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel’s runway 27L. Allah is Great. ”

Pause: Static..

Saudi Air: “ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC!!!”

Atlanta ATC: “Go ahead Saudi Air 911?”

Saudi Air: “YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY!!!!! WE ARE COMING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!

Atlanta ATC: “Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus. Y’all be careful now and tell Allah “hey” for us.”