Archive for September, 2007
Redneck Church
1. You Know You’re in a Redneck Church if …
The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.
2. You Know You’re in a Redneck Church if ..
People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two […]Best Smart Ass Answers Ever…
SMART ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on American Airlines. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. “What are my choices?” John asked. “Yes or no,” she replied.
SMART ASS ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man […]Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called:
Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called:
Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are […]The State Employee
An Oklahoma Department of Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, “I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road.”
The old farmer said, “OK, but don’t go in that field.”
The Highways employee said, “I have the authority of the State of […]Ticked Off & Fed Up!
All of you rude people who were never taught manners by mommy & daddy or maybe you are just to self-centered to care, listen up.
Movie Etiquette Guide
Shoes
If you’ve ever been told that your feet stink, if you suspect your feet may stink, if you’ve even smelled stinky feet, leave your damn shoes on! It […]Universal Studios Hollywood
I have always wanted to go to Universal Studios! We paid extra for preferred parking because it was pouring rain!
I had pre-purchased the tickets online so we HAD to go. We were drenched before we even got to the gate. I had a hooded jacket but Robert did not so we stopped […]Our Queen Mary Experience
Our Anniversary is today! We celebrated early by going to Long Beach. I surprised Robert and booked a night aboard the Queen Mary. It was a very cool experience but honestly, I couldn’t wait to hit the Hyatt Regency the second night. : )
Our CabinWe got an estate room that was […]
Anniversary Dinner LOL
A man and woman were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
“Happy anniversary Mom and Dad,” gushed son number one. “Sorry I’m running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient. You know how it is, and I didn’t have time […]White trash lunch
I went back home last week to visit my family in Broken Arrow, OK. Daddy and I went from his house in Tulsa to Ft. Smith to see my 2 Aunts. On our way there we stopped at his house at Tenkiller lake.
It was 2pm and we were starving so we decided to […]
