I love birds and don’t want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don’t wax floors because …
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I’ll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)

I don’t mind the dust bunnies because …
They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don’t disturb cobwebs because …
I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don’t Spring Clean because …
I love all the seasons and don’t want the others to get jealous

I don’t pull weeds in the garden because …
I don’t want to get in God’s way, HE is an excellent designer!

I don’t put things away because …
My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because …
I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite us over for dinner.

I don’t stress much on anything because …
“A Type” personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol’ woman!!!!

REMEMBER . . . .
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!