Archive for June, 2007
Behold the power of the inuendo!
he Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.
On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, “Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.”Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened […]
Anal Optic Nerve??
Did you know that in the human body, there is a nerve that connects the
eyeball to the anus? It’s called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is
responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.
If you don’t believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn’t
bring a tear to your […]Resimay
Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Im lookin for […]Five tips for a woman…
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn’t lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important […]THE OFFICE CONTEST TO BEAT ALL OFFICE CONTESTS
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was
to have a quick contest. […]
Signs
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
In a Podiatrist’s Office: “Time wounds all heels.”On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: “Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels”
On another Septic Tank Truck: “We’re #1 in the #2 business”
On a Proctologist’s door: “To expedite your visit […]
