Archive for June, 2007
NOT written by my husband but could have been…
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There’s a reason you don’t talk to people for 25 years. Because
you don’t particularly like them!? Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days–mowing my
lawn.New Rule: Don’t eat anything that’s served to you out a window […]
My Daddy and his 3 strikes
As a typical daddy’s girl, I believed that my daddy was 10 ft. tall and bullet proof. That all came crumbling down one fall day in 1991 when I was 24.
My dad had to have a quadruple bypass. I remember the fear of […]Cali getaway
We desperately needed a weekend getaway. We of course head to southern California everytime.
We left on Saturday morning and got to Huntington Beach at 1 or so. We hiked to the water and set up our pop up canopy. A lifesaver for my scottish white guys.Bobby played in the water but it […]
Good news for tourists
I read today that the iconic Welcome To Fabulous Las Vegas sign is going to get a small parking area. This is excellent news!
I remember on our first trip to Vegas, that sign was on my ‘must see’ list as with most tourists. It is on an island on South Las Vegas Boulevard. […]
Funniest thing I have ever posted!
If you didn’t see this on the Tonight show, I hope you’re sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first
date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date
that a woman […]Love Dress
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son’s house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.“What are you doing?” she asked.
“I’m waiting for Mike to come home from […]Good-Bye Prayer
A father put his 3-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying: “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa.”
The father asked, “Why did you say good-bye grandpa?”
The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing […]Italian Garden
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to plant his tomato garden but it was difficult work, as the ground was very hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling […]Soldier’s Fear
During an interview session with a combat-decorated soldier, Chelsea
Clinton asked him what he feared most.
He responded, “There are only 3 things that I fear — ‘Osama, Obama, and
Yo Mama’.”Words Women Use
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Don’t be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when it’s your turn to […]
