Peanut Toe
Aunt Sarrah always went bare footed. When I was little we were at the grocery store and I was looking at her feet. She said, “What the hell are you lookin at?” I told her, “I’m lookin at your toe, the one next to the big one. It looks like a peanut with three goodies in in”. She said, “You little son of a bitch”. And the race was on.
~Austin
Aunt Sarrah’s favorite words were SOB apparently. Keep in mind this was in the 1930’s!